Friday, April 11, 2008

Suicide is Painless

I've always thought Suicide was a positive thing. If the day was really bad you could get through it by telling yourself "I can kill myself tomorrow". (This wouldn't be true if you were being held prisoner and watched very carefully so I try to avoid being in situations like that).

I've decided to do the deed and end it all but there is the matter of the books I should read before I die. So here is the plan.

I'm going to read the 1000 most important books and then I'm going to step out. I don't actually know what all of those 1000 books are so I'm going to need your help to get me going.  Please submit your suggestions through the comment option.

I'll be posting about the books as I read them and also what is happening while I'm reading them. I hope you will enjoy it and I hope I can get a book deal out of this so that I can leave behind some money for my family.

Just one last thing. Please, please, please don't tell my wife as it would only upset her.

Yours Truly

Jeff Bellamy
Terminal Reader